Tuesday, November 30, 2004

A Side Note in Regard to Martha Stewart...and Then I'm Going to Bed...I Promise

OK, so, isn't Martha Stewart in JAIL?
So, why, in God's name, does she still get to haunt, annoy, and, oddly, spark our holiday decorative spirit, through her K-Mart Christmas commercials? Martha, while your Favorite Things theme inspires me and I do own a set of your bedsheets, I beg you, please leave us alone. I will never serve baked apples or decorate my Christmas tree in driftwood collected from the shores of Nantucket. Trust me. Think of your time "away" as a break...for you AND us. Anyway, for what it's worth...Merry Christmas, Martha.

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